Funny joke : Picture joke
Theft : Kya tum nay mujhey chori karte dekha?
Accountant : Haan
Theft : Yeh le phir issi khushi me goli khaa!!Thaaaii
Aur tum logon nay mujhey dekha?
Person : Main nay tou bilkul nai dekha, yeh meri biwi keh rahi hai ke iss nay apko dekha hai...